Allen Sacked by Cheats

Just as he was undertaking the best job in history over the M1 bridge, the cheats have only gone and sacked their greatest manager in their history.

Famously quoted as saying, in the summer of 2018, that he would “take Ch*sterfield out of the Van-a-wotsit Conference”, although we thought he meant back to the football league, Martin Allen has fallen on his sword.

Having won their opening three league games, the cheats were then waiting about 3 years for another win, but after a lucky 4-0 home loss to Saddleworth Moors, he was on his bike.

Pity, pity, or is that still Dilly Dilly !!